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A guy goes on facebook and messages the girl he loves - Hey. you'll probably hate me for saying this, but I love you, I have had a crush on you since the moment I met you, message me soon. Like if you're that guy.
I like vampires, they're so chilled, they're like "Hey, love your neck, may i lick it?! God! U're getting blood-sucked wether you like it or not!"
its not my fault she can't control her man ;)
Mom, can have a bra now? I'm sixteen!...... No Justin..
Girl:ok after everything I say,say Ketchup, Liqour, and Rubber Buns
Guy:ok
Girl:What'd you eat for breakfast?
Guy:Ketchup,Liquor, and Rubber Buns
Girl:Lunch?
Guy:Ketchup, Liqour,and Rubber Buns
Girl:Dinner?
Guy:Ketchup, Liqour,and Rubber Buns
Girl:What do you do after you see an old lady cross the street
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*Blonde working at a fast food restaurant*
Customer: "I'll have a burger with nothing on it."
Blonde: "Ok. I'll be rite back. *Walks to go get a bun*
Customer: "Where's my burger?" All you gave me was a bun."
Blonde: "You asked for a burger with nothing on it."
Teacher: Where's your homework?
You: ...My dog ate it.
Teacher: Your dog ate it?
You: Okay! Okay! I fed it to him, so what?
*At favorite Mexican restaurant*
Me:Hmmm....I know some conversational Spanish. I'll order my food in Spanish so the waiter won't think I'm a stupid American.
Mexican waiter: *Accent* May I take your order, Senor?
Me: Ja, ich möchte zwei rindfleisch tacos und ein glas limonade, bitte.
Waiter: *weird look on his face*
Me: Shit, that was German not friggin Spanish.
A boy is watching Justin Bieber get shot and killed on CSI. Boy starts crying
Mom: Honey, it's not for-real
Boy: I know thats why I'm crying..
like if you get it[:
2 Blonds got locked out of their car, one tried to break in, while the other watched. After 10 minutes while trying to break in, the blond was still unsuccessful. The blond watching was getting worried. She realizes that she will have to break in fast. She says to her friend, "We really need to get in! It looks like it's going to rain and the tops down!" Like if you get it ;)
guy: hey I got a six-pack.
girl: oh can I see?
guy: yeah (opens fridge)
like this if you get itxD
one day, a five year old asked his mom what the meaning of life was. she said happiness. the next day at school they told all the kids to right what they wanted to be when they grew up. the five year old wrote "happy". they told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told them they didnt understand life. like:)
Dear Men,if you are going to criticize a woman's figure or any other aspect of her appearance please make 100% sure that you are Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp.
Teacher: Were learning the ABC today.
Student: Miss, can i go toilet please?
Teacher: No.
Student: Okay.
5 mins later..
Boy: Can i go toilet now please miss?
Teacher: In a minute.
Student: Okay miss.
Minute later..
Student: Can i go now?
Teacher: Say the ABC first.
Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Teacher: Where's the letter P?
Student: It's running down my leg miss.
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"How was the test?" "I failed..."
ENEMY - HAHAHAHA! Serves you right!
FRIEND - Okay...
GOOD FRIEND - Aww cheer up. You'll do better next time.
BEST FRIEND - HAHAHAHA! I FAILED TOO! HIGH-FIVE!
Best friends are awesome!
One day in class, a male teacher wrote:
A woman without her man is nothing
On the chalkboard. He told everyone to put correct punctuation marks in the sentence. First a guy came up to the board. He wrote:
A woman without her man, is nothing.
then a girl went up. She wrote:
A woman, without her, man is nothing.
When someone requests me on facebook, I look at their photos, Asap
KGS maybe good in football , Southshore maybe good in partying , PAF maybe good in basketball , Lyceum may have the best faculty but when it comes to results Generation's FTW !
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through
Taylor Swift taught me not every boy is going to treat me right
Music taught me to live
Elementary:"I hate you!"- You hate me you hate me but you really want to date me!
Middle:"I hate you!"- Do I look like I care?
Highschool: "I hate you!" - Love you too! :]
staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to reply while secretly thinking, damn it's a good thing we aren't talking face to face, I'd be screwed.
When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.
This is really random but I LOVE YOU
I want to be his favorite hello, and hardest goodbye.
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four main reasons a girl will stop texting back. One - You said something that made her mad Two - You just started to get boring Three - She fell asleep Four - You said the letter "K"
Dude, she called yo- "I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE CALLED ME!" No seriously she called you. *shows phone* see? two missed calls.. "......."
have you ever looked at a picture and seen a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many s t r a n g e r s [ have pictures of y - o - u. ]
Fat kid comes home excited. "Mum i got the highest mark in P.E.". mum shocked says "Wow!!". Fat Kid "btw mum what is BMI?"
the person who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle. but still wants you in there life :)..
"Dude, wanna hang out?" "Nah, hanging out with my girl man." "What happened to bros before hoes?" "That rule's still in play, it's just, she's not a hoe."
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Guarda io ti amo, e vorrei poter ottenere solo che attraverso a voi .. Cosa devo fare? Incantesimo fuori? I - Love-Tu .... per sempre il mio caro.
You say Justin Bieber,I say m.c.r.You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence.You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot.You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace.You say Emenem,I say Linkin Park.You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day. 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.Like this if you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music.
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TO WHOM EVER WROTE THIS>.. woww you really fail…everybody has their own taste in music… WHAT IF I LIKE COUNTRY!?
Friend 1: hahahahh!
Friend 2: hahahahh!!!!
Friend 3: what's so funny
Friend 1&2: oh nothing …inside joke…
when you say inside joke…. that's just saying…WE ARE POTENTIAL MORONS WITH NO LIVES AT ALL AND ARE TRYING TO BE COOL BY HAVING COOL LITTLE SECRETS.
Those stupid annoying turds you just happen to go to school with… they pretend to be soo much kooler than u and you know the whole deal…they don't even know the half of you yada yada yada and so forth…yep we've all been there.
ah, the feeling when you shave your legs :) so smooth, you have people touch them, and they're like, "uhhhh..."
We never grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
I love how in scary movies, one idiot will always go into the room the killer is in. If, I were in a scary movie, I wouldn't wait on a friend or go into a room. I'd be running like hell.
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